Fucking linens! Dion’s at his buddy mom’s Sara Jay’s house, on his hands and knees scrubbing her shower and entire bathroom, and then she waltzes in and tells him not to forget to wash the linens in EVERY ROOM. He wants to tell her no, but these are the consequences of taking your friend’s mom’s car without asking, hitting another vehicle, and then fleeing the scene. It’s either that or cops, courts, fines and jail. But wait, because there’s a happy ending to this sad story. While Rion’s waiting for the spin cycle to end, he rifles through the drawers in Sara’s bedroom in search of a phone charger, only to find her dildos. And while he’s laughing and playing wang war with them, Sara catches him in the act! Lucky for him, she tells him her date got canceled for the night, and the sexy lingerie she’s wearing needs to be put to use. Rion soon discovers that he’ll wash Sara’s entire house if he can get a second go at that big fat ass and those big MILF tits. And that’s good, because Sara tells him she’s got more for him to do around the house tomorrow!